Noodles Still Lives

Urgh

I’m not trying anymore.

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

(via tentacleface)

Anonymous asked: TMI Tuesday: favorite sex position?

Nyaaaagh that’s hard! D: (Hurr!)

Errr. Tied between cowgirl and doggy :/

Vedic re the flute..

No dear :P I’d be Internet famous otherwise!
That post just sums up why I shouldn’t have energy drinks…

vedic replied to your post: Tmi Tuesday

Probably tighten my waist, thighs and bellay!

I are the fats :|

Anonymous asked: Happily married. Wife doesn’t know I jerk. 30/ mwm. 8in cut cock. Always horny. IM: almat28 2@ yahoo . com. Love jerking with guys and girls online, swapping links, etc.

Awesome.
And I can play the flute by queefing.

Get off on that one.

presidentofjohto:

askstevetheminecrafter:

chocolateshoes:

pechaberry:

Don’t ask just reblog it.

Twonkie
Em
look at this magnificent shit

I MUST OBEY

Movepool:
Doubleslap
Gust
Gunk Shot
Slam
Whirlwind
Smog
Sludge
Sludge Bomb
Poison Gas
Discharge
Eruption
Mud Sport
Mud Bomb
Muddy Water

Why jack. Why. You make me have terrible cries that hurt!

presidentofjohto:

askstevetheminecrafter:

chocolateshoes:

pechaberry:

Don’t ask just reblog it.

Twonkie

Em

look at this magnificent shit

I MUST OBEY

Movepool:

Doubleslap

Gust

Gunk Shot

Slam

Whirlwind

Smog

Sludge

Sludge Bomb

Poison Gas

Discharge

Eruption

Mud Sport

Mud Bomb

Muddy Water

Why jack. Why. You make me have terrible cries that hurt!