Noodles Still Lives
I’m not trying anymore.
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
(via tentacleface)
Anonymous asked: TMI Tuesday: favorite sex position?
Nyaaaagh that’s hard! D: (Hurr!)
Errr. Tied between cowgirl and doggy :/
No dear :P I’d be Internet famous otherwise!
That post just sums up why I shouldn’t have energy drinks…
Probably tighten my waist, thighs and bellay!
I are the fats :|
Anonymous asked: Happily married. Wife doesn’t know I jerk. 30/ mwm. 8in cut cock. Always horny. IM: almat28 2@ yahoo . com. Love jerking with guys and girls online, swapping links, etc.
Awesome.
And I can play the flute by queefing.
Get off on that one.
Hit me, bitches
(Source: poke-problems)

